Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂

"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"

by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine July 19, 2016

Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 15, 2020

Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you

person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!

by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024

Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

Bernkastel Monday

an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle

Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.

by ZenzenDamedaze May 13, 2024

Moan More Monday

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday is an event starting on the first day of the week, in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.

hey dude its moan more Monday and today is Monday so

(they moan together)

by AwareKu November 10, 2020