Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018

Monday-Ish

(Verb) Feeling in a tired, somewhat down mood. Groggy, lost, annoyed.

"Hey, how are you today?"
"Monday-ish *yawn*."

by hhiii December 9, 2016

JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.

I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.

by Seafra October 9, 2008

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.

Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?

by Red Drank January 4, 2008

what wins on sunday sells on monday

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.

Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

monday

Satan in the form of a day

AHH!!!!!!!!!!! SATAN RUN!!!!!!!!!! no im just monday give me dat ass

by the smrt one March 2, 2018