Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
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I gotta go downtown, the bank says it needs a moist signature on my loan application.
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
Can I email that to you or do you need a moist signature?
by JonCoinedIt December 9, 2023
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by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023
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by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023
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This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
by temmie6209 April 27, 2024
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Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*
Jim: EW WTF why did u say that
Chaid: m o i s t
Jim: *screets and runs away*
by sheeeeeesh_itsme November 30, 2021
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