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Douche Mobile

A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.
by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018
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Seggs-Mobile

A canoe car convert powered by bikes, used as a regular car but is basically a canoe on wheels.
Lets take the Seggs-Mobile out for a spin
by SeggsKing May 5, 2025
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Mobile strike

An advertisement that isn't actually a game because it died faster than my books on my shelf and their money was only spent on advertisement than the actual game. Also you can't survive without spending money on the game so you pay bills but in a game.

Also Arnold is the main character so is it positive? Nope it's not positive and Mobile Strike will remain as a sellout
Mobile strike, download for free, uninstall for free
by Uppsapa January 21, 2017
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Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.
A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.
by somegoober October 7, 2023
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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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Piss Mobile

A fuckass piss powered car or a car full of beer
Person 1: Oi lads, hop on the Piss Mobile

Person 2: are you even sober
by anonymous July 22, 2025
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Anil Mobile

The Anil Mobile is a sacred source of transport only a true divine creature could handle.
Jennifer- "Oh my god is that the Anil Mobile"
Joel- "Yep the only good thing left in this world"
by Zesty ahh February 22, 2023
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