by Urgirlmia March 20, 2022
Get the Matt Donavonmug. An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.
by Babycomeback January 13, 2013
Get the Matt Whitemanmug. A rapper from my home town new westminster. first album magnum opus was pretty awsome, consisted of pretty melo beats and sweet rhymes. second album blissful ignorance, was made with killer beats and badass and insightful lyrics. he went 2 my highschool ndub. (yes thats an abreviation.)
"check your eardrums, cause they're about to explode"
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
guy 1: dude we're in new west.
guy 2: yea we're always here.
guy 1: lets listen to matt brevner
guy 2: YES FANTASTIC IDEA.
by mattyv4 June 27, 2011
Get the Matt Brevnermug. 
A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..
by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019
Get the Matt Blackwellmug. Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)
by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019
Get the Matt Kmug.