The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

Mars

Mars is an planet, but also unique name. People with this name are special. They love helping others, but not all the time. They can be rude to you when they are in a bad mood or when you are annoying them. They are insecure. Sometimes they want to be that cool swagy friend but people rarely like them.

Someone:"I can't do this anymore"
Mars:"Idc"

by Someone who loves that name November 21, 2021

Mars

1. The fourth planet from the Sun, it's often called the Red Planet because of the planet's red, blood-like, color. Its day is similar to Earth's, about 24 hours, and orbits the Sun once every 687 days. Mars is named after the Roman god of war, the equivalent of Ares.

2. The Roman god of war, the same god as the Greek god of war, Ares. Blood is often associated with Mars/Ares, which is how the Red Planet got its name.

1. Mars is the planet for study for most of the Earth's space programs.

2. The Romans loved Mars, mostly because of their warrior spirit. (correct me if I'm wrong)

by UltimateFantasyY March 5, 2023

Mars

Mars is the most amazing person ever. If you love them they’ll love you right back. This bitch is so pretty, handsome and perfect and is caring, loving and more. (NOT SAIILORMARRS DIE)

Girl: “Omg! Is that Mars?”
Girl 2: “Yes. I love them so much”

by T34RSOFJ0Y October 2, 2021

maserati mar

A young nigga who’s known for playin the background but be PUTTIN that shit ON but ain’t to flashy hoes be on his head but that come wit his life. Don’t take NO shit n ah step behind anybody he got love fo

He get his name cuz he had enough to cash one be like Maserati mar

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Mars

People who are named Mars are the most caring, beautiful, generous, and gorgeous individuals you will ever come across. They will always be worrying about other people before they even think about taking care of themselves. They may have some problems within themselves but they will always put others before themselves. Sometimes they think that they'll never find someone who really cares, and that can scare them a lot, but once they find that person, that person that cares, the person who genuinely loves them, the person that can make them feel better no matter what, they will finally feel complete. I've only met one person named Mars, and I can't explain how thankful I am that I met them. Every day in life is better when you just know they exist. They are the kindest and most courageous people you will ever meet. If you meet someone with this name, hold onto them because they're someone that you won't wanna lose. Sometimes they can be rude or mean, but they never genuinely mean it. I can't explain how astonishing one person can be without even trying. They will constantly talk down on themselves and normally don't see how beautiful of a person they can be. In all, people named Mars will be some of the best people you will ever come across, hold onto them.

Wow, Mars is such a cool person.

by StrawberrymilkFactory March 6, 2022

Mars

Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, precious and interesting person on the fucking planet. If your name is Mars remember that you are truly loved by others.

Don't be afraid of new beginningss. Let others help you. Are you afraid of opening up to people? Don't be. People are there for you, people will help you. They trust you, do not worry about that. We adore you, Mars. I adore you.

-This person seems very kind! Who are they?

-They're Mars!

-Ah! That explains a lot.

by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021