maria ortiz

a girl that is typically mexican and enjoys making sandwiches. has medium sized boobs and a nice ass. also enjoys pissing you the hell off at times

dude she pisses me the maria ortiz off!

by mellamosepadre December 12, 2010

Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.

Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.

by miamibeachbum April 12, 2010

Maria Peppler

A girl that is always hyped up on sugar and soda. She gives great advice when one needs her to give it, she knows how to have fun, but she can not seem to sit still while she does anything. Nevertheless, she is loved by all.

"Is that girl on crack or sumtin?"
"nope, that is just Maria Peppler."

by ROTFLMAO69 February 6, 2010

Maria COY-OY

to perform or participate in an

Asian or Hispanic activity.
particularly something cultural

person 1. what are you doing later?

person 2. uhmm im going china town with my dad

person 1. wow maria coy-oy much.. chink !

by secretsally January 8, 2010

maria rocio

A beautiful lady who works hard for her family she is amazing life at the party she is a wonderful women with such great qualities she is loveable and amazing Wonderful women she is just great

Girl:Wish i could be a maria rocio what a hard worker

Boy:I wanna marry a maria rocio

by heybae12 March 2, 2016

maria do ceu

She is a pornstar
Has very big boobs, and she is hot. She likes mans with very big dick

"Omg there is maria do ceu!"

by Fmsss February 25, 2017

Maria Eduarda

Maria Eduarda is a Brazilian girl that cant decide whether she likes women or men. She is always reading and touching butts, its her hobby.

Wow shes dating jon and elle, what a Maria eduarda

by SSantiago April 3, 2017