Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

whoose magoo

It is the person that makes the mistake that you have to correct or make right.

I had to correct a mistake a whoose magoo made attempting to fix a hole in the wall.

by Pearly sweet cake January 6, 2020

hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020

Swamp maggot

A term used to describe a lien junky that uses everyone and will sleep with anyone

Mate that jess chick is a real swamp maggot she will empty your sack and your wallet for a fix

by Harry hutchinson October 21, 2020

Bog Maggots

Small rolled pieces of toilet paper stained with feces that are created when vigorously wiping the bum crack after a shit.

Tiny worm shaped pieces of the paper fall off the wad and lay around the toilet seat or the floor area around the pan that look like shitty little maggots

'For fucks sake Dave, you've left bog maggots on the seat again. Can't you wipe your arse like any normal person?'

'..Sorry love'

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

miss_maggot_art

Very amazing person very nice you're so cool

miss_maggot_art is cool

Ikr

by Mattsmirrorhouse July 29, 2021

Sloppy magoo

The act of gaping a man's asshole open and shitting inside of it. The male proceeds to ejaculate, piss, shit, vomit and spit in the gaping asshole. The partner then eats the concoction.

"That sloppy magooo tasted wonderful."

by Ascended manhole January 15, 2022