cringe machine

Any person who does/says things that a very cringe, ALL THE TIME

"Ugh Neena keeps trying to flirt with me, I would smash, but she's just too cringe"
"Ya I know man she's a fucking cringe machine"

by Thesunnyhippie June 21, 2016

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!

by JFK0361 November 27, 2013

robbing the vending machine

The act of reaching your hand under a woman’s enormous hanging gut and over her pants to get to her vagina. To finger bang her

robbing the vending machine was his only way to get to her snatch

by Bmg3 November 6, 2017

georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water

"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"

by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017

The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension

She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ

by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018

The Machine

mascot of pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, Brian Wilson. First seen during a Skype session with Chris Rose where the machine, a man dressed like the gimp, walked in the background. It has since become an inside joke with Brian and all his fans and as he said at the world series parade, "Wheres the Machine?"

The Machine is a man of few words.

by AlexHodge November 12, 2010