Dirt mustache

A dirt mustache is when you eat a girl's dirty asshole and get residual feces all over your upper lip.

My girlfriend asked me to eat her ass last night and it was dark and when i turned the lights on i had a dirt mustache.

by RadSpaceman July 13, 2017

Dirty Moustache

Always on a Female, it's when she first notices small bit of fluff on her upper lip, she then shaves it off- not knowing that for life she is going to have a dirty moustache. She will then try to cover it up with some cheap poundshop makeup.

Look at that Nurse... she's got a dirty moustache

by dr_evil123 July 1, 2010

Acne Mustache

An Acne Mustache really explains itself. For the dumb ones, it is where acne is covering the whole top lip up to the nose.

Girl with acne mustache: Will you go out with me?
Me: noe you acne whore you have an acne mustache!
Girl with acne mustache: ::cry::

by mmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! June 22, 2005

mustache brigade

When someone has a mustache, they are then part of the mustache brigade.

-Hey, i forgot to shave today.
-Well look who just joined the mustache brigade.

by bitch basket fagola November 7, 2010

Mustache Ride

Putting on your helmet and high visibility jacket, and then getting driven around by a mustachioed significant other.

Walking to the dig site would have been awful, but thankfully Cam gave me a mustache ride!

by MysteryBoater21 April 3, 2020

zebra mustache

When a male's pelvic area's pubic hair is black but the hair on his testicles are blonde.

Drew has a zebra mustache.

by The Zebra Man December 16, 2008

CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA

Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!

by Big Moustache May 31, 2009