Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
very crazy but all have meaning. there is the smart one, dumb ones the one that it just a bundle of joy the two that are a couple then there is the very small and flexible one and there is a getaway driver.
person 1 :yo look, those murder club peeps are so cool, i wish i was as close as them
person 2: yo same bro
person 2: yo same bro
by murder club peeps May 26, 2022
Warning: This contains information on the psychopath we like to call, Boba Murderer. Boba was born on March 23rd, Boba has a very wild personality. Being the simp she is, she has a history of being a flirt in her real life school. Boba has threatened to break my ankles at least 200 times. Boba loves doing anything DreamTeam Related!! Her hobbies include: Binge watching minecraft manhunt, drawing, listening to music, annoying me, and playing minecraft! She likes calling me gay alot, i just don't mind and try to ignore it.
POTATO: "BOBA MURDERER, NEW YOUTUBER HUH?"
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-
BOBA: "I LEGIT MOVED CHANNELS- YOU WERE THERE!?"
POTATO: "HEYSHUTUPIMANIDIOT-
by PurplePotatoXD YT October 07, 2020
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.
by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012
Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?
Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023