bone loaf

when you bone a loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"

by Stinkletin November 15, 2022

Loaf

Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..

As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.

by Tear Drop Drop Top April 5, 2017

loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'

Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.

by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.

"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"

by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."

by abby412 April 16, 2014

The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.

After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021