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Lana

A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.

Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.

Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.

she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage
There are days when it feels like "Lana" wants to take over, usually when I can't find my sock.
by big back shaun August 14, 2025
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Lanaload

A female who engages in intercourse with 1 brother then onto another brother. These brothers are not fraternity related. but instead 2 biological brothers. A lanaload also fails to keep it clean, and therefore she must often use her mouth as an oral alternative of intercourse to the sexual stimulation of the male brothers' penises.
Bro, you fucked her too? Yah bro, she's a Lanaload, our other brother needs to meet her.
by Eatmyamishpubicle September 10, 2025
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ni'lana

Ni'lana is a beautiful young girl that is funny or tries to be. A hyper girl sometimes and can be very bossy, gets mad very easy and outgoing. she is weird and have a beautiful style
Ni'lana is weird and beautiful.
by NyNy is pretty October 24, 2019
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comparing lana to lorde

a person that compares lana to lorde, a DUMB BITCH/FAG, imagine comparing 2 queens that make different kinds of music, even tho it’s still alternative
queen lana del rey en*ed lorde
- example of deadass comparing lana to lorde
by Tree-MoreLikeFaggotry May 2, 2020
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a lana

To say it spam and leave after just 3 messages
John- Hi
Charles- Hi
Martin- Aahhhhh stop spamming

In this context Martin pulled A Lana
by Em Jay Bay Bay May 3, 2020
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ro.lana

she is a really kind, and loving person! her name is rolana and she is 12!
ayo, who ur fav tiktoker?
ro.lana!
why?
cause shes cool :)
by HjangLum September 5, 2021
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Ze’Laina

Ze’Laina is a unidentified creature that has no friends and is a fat bitch
Oh my goodness it’s the unidentified Ze’Laina
by Givemeapotato November 21, 2021
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