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Stubborn Larry

Name given to that obstinate nugget of poop that refuses to be flushed away
-Hey! Who forgot to flush the toilet?
-Sorry dude, it was me. I've flushed this toilet 3 times and Stubborn Larry was still there!
by jvbo April 16, 2009
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Tallahassee Larry

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages
I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense
by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018
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last minute larry

A person who waits until the last possible minute/second to do something. i.e. Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit.
Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

To complete homework in class while the teacher is collecting it. You are called a "Last minute Larry."
by Slopestizzle November 6, 2013
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Sad Larry

A term used to describe a person who just sits around all day, wallowing in self pity. Someone who is almost emo, but doesn't quite look the part. Originated from the short flash video from Cyanide and Happiness.
Person: Larry? It is isn't it? Sad Larry! Hows it goin buddy?
Sad Larry: *sigh* Good, I guess...
Person: Awww, what's got you down this time?
Sad Larry: Ohh, it's nothin'.
Person: Heh, well you know what cheers me up after a lotta 'nothin' gets me down?
Sad Larry: *sigh* Wha-
Person: I dance! Hatcha-da-doo and a How-a-bout-you!
Sad Larry: *sigh*
Person: I'm sick of your shit Larry. *kicks tray of food into Sad Larry's face*
Sad Larry: *cries into folded arms*
by BakTastik August 14, 2009
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The Larry Merchant

A world-famous beverage named after the great Larry "Vodka Breath" Merchant, former HBO Boxing commentator.

Regularly consumed amongst the global glitterati, it consists of two fingers of vodka dry and straight, traditionally served in a mustard glass. Usually runs you about $14.00 depending on the establishment.

Drink it between rounds.
"Would you like The Larry Merchant? You may get vodka breath but just have a mint."

"Barkeep! I'd like a Larry Merchant."

"Did you make sure everybody finished their Larry Merchants? The match is about to startz"
by TommyBoySelleck February 5, 2017
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Mike Larry Draw

A phrase was coined from Bronxdale Projects in the Bronx, NY.
Ive heard numerous people use this term in an Street art sort of way and I was surprise that it wasn't in the urban dictionary.

The phrase is an INJUNCTION
1. stands for confidence or sign of defiance towards someones negative statement.(Wishing away negativity) To not give in to defeat.
belief in oneself and one's powers or abilities; self-confidence; self-reliance; assurance:

example
Im on My "Mike Larry Draw" right now
Im on My "Mike Larry Draw" ish right now.
Im about to "Mike Larry Draw" this show
by Anomaly Konglomerate July 5, 2017
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Roast Beef Larry

When one places there penis inside of a roast beef sandwich and then dips it in au jus, then proceeds to have anal sex. When finished, the couple must eat the roast beef sandwich.
I roast beef Larry'd a hoe last night and man that tasted good.
by chopper city4 December 5, 2012
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