Kyle

A God-dam Wannabe spellslinger that wants to learn magic but doesn't deserve to because he sucks

Wizard 1: Hey should I show Kyle a spell?
Wizard 2: No way! Kyle's a loser

by Definitely not a wizard June 21, 2019

Kyle

Drinks monsters and punches holes in drywall and probably has a bald spot. And will be a virgin for life.

Yo I think Kyle has a vagina.

by Hairydicklord5678 July 2, 2019

Kyle

A Nigga that sells D&D

KYLES A BITCH NIGGA

by AppleSupport July 19, 2019

Kyle

A boy who tends to bully a girl named erin calls her flat and a retard. A kyle can be a jerk but can have the best boyfriends ever who are nice to a certain erin such as Blake.

In conclusion a kyle is a twat.

Wow! Look at that Kyle calling Erin flat once again! What a mean fellow.

by Kylelovesupsettingthiccerin April 16, 2019

Kyle

A squeaky mf no matter how hard they hit puberty they will be amazingly squeaky like unbelievably squeaky.

*Group chat texting*
Kyles voice message: hey guys wanna go out on our bikes.”
Everyone: shut the fuck up you squeaky mf.”

by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019

Kyle

The other asshole who steals your bagels.

WOW kyle

by Yeßsssss February 26, 2019

Kyle

A total prick, no doubt about it.

dude 1: did you see that prick over there?
dude 2: yeah, he's such a Kyle.

by Split Venom May 29, 2019