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hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.
“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”
by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022
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Jose

Jose is an amazing guy that every girl dreams of, he’s often very goofy but that’s what makes Jose him. He’s incredibly attractive and cute, all the girls drool over him but there’s really only one girl in his heart. He’s also very loyal and intelligent and makes everyone have a good day just by talking to him. Jose can be a bit weird when it comes to relationships but that’s just his way of shooting his shot with a girl. Jose has a big pp too and if you don’t believe me ask him.
“I heard Jose’s an amazing person!” “For sure! He’s the best!”
by Tu tía chismosa May 13, 2022
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Jose

Jose is my daddy, my superhero.
Yes Jose!
by sdmg.zenith-terraria69 May 21, 2022
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Jose-Luis

Jose-Luis Is a absolute unit and a Giga Chad and is Hot, Sexy, and smart but is also very handsome and gets all the girls.
Jose-Luis is Hot
by Hot Sexy Man69 May 22, 2022
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jose freeman

hottest man on earth
honestly if your a girl(or guy) just fuck him
jose freeman: exists*
everyone: creams*
by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022
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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole
by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022
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