by tiredafi February 22, 2017
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by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
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by Jordan Ched October 21, 2020
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by Rad Chad09 May 10, 2023
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by drui drui March 1, 2022
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Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."
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by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017
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by j-cho(really jericho) December 28, 2005
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