jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"

whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?

by drui drui March 1, 2022

Wavy Jordan

A person who has the waviest waves.

wavy Jordan's waves looking hella fresh cuuuzzzz

by krakhead chikle April 2, 2019

Jordan Pundik

The lead singer of the rock band New Found Glory.

Hey, have you seen New Found Glory live?

Yeah, they're awesome! Especially the singer Jordan Pundik!

by alohayall December 28, 2010

Jordan Ched

A bootleg and gay version of the original Jordan.

Guy 1: Be careful of Jordan Ched! He is a fake of the original Jordan.. If you talk to him you'll be considered gay..
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?

by Jordan Ched October 21, 2020

Jordan E

A tall fine ass light skin who's got the most confidence known to man (he usually goes for single digits).

but when his time comes he can pull any baddie.

*girl "OMG is thaaatt Jordan E!!!!"
*Jordan "heyyyyy ladies care to share your number with me???"
* girl "yeaa totally"

by Rad Chad09 May 10, 2023

Jordan and Sabrina

A perfect couple that were meant to be together. They will die for each other if they have to. They've loved each other when they first made eye contact. They will be married once they finish college. The best couple you will find. They will live each other until the end.

Girl 1: WOW! Who's that couple over there?
Girl 2: I don't know. Do you?
Girl 1: No. But they totally look like a Jordan and Sabrina
Girl 2: Those names are made for each other.

by wHaT aRe yOu DoIng sTEp BrO?! March 19, 2018

Jordan Peterson

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"

by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017