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josuah jonas

Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games
Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money
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Jonas

Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)
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Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.
Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”
by Derrick09 November 23, 2021
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Jona

Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"
by <3tolki November 24, 2021
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Jonas Bohn

is amazing and the best person ever. very lovable. is a best friend.
by by chicken May 17, 2023
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Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person
Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
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