Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"
Jonas dein po ist nass
by tpmodern November 24, 2023
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A perfect husband but just a bit homosexual. Jonas likes cock and is not afraid to tell anyone.
Him: Fuck me Daddy Jonas!
Jonas: Nah fam not til marrige *dab*
Her: DONT STEAL MY JONAS!
by Moder Maria May 31, 2017
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Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!
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Is a nice person who play GTA and other PS$ games like Battlefield 1
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Jonas :...
by Froozenuhd March 18, 2017
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J-o-n-a-s

A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.

Lovely-ice-lovely-ice

He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.

And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas

Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
by Bellaskim April 20, 2023
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He‘s a very great, sweet and nice person. He can make you smile when you are down but don‘t trust what you see he could make you (or your best friend) cry as well because he‘s a relationshipphobic person!
Me: Wow why are you so happy?
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!

Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.
by bestfriendofajonaslover January 10, 2018
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Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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