granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short April 20, 2016

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021

Chicken Jockey

A sex move where the shorter person rides the bigger person and the bigger person crawls whilst being ridden by the shorter person.

David was the Chicken Jockey when we had sex

by AleczanderRichterian April 17, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A phrase that got recently popularized due to Jack Black's line in the Minecraft Movie. Literally, it's a type of monster in the game Minecraft that consists of a baby zombie riding a chicken.

Guy: Have you seen the new Minecraft Movie?!?
Guy 2: HELL YEAH! CHICKEN JOCKEY!

by RashHD April 22, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A phrase used by Steve (Jack Black) in “The Minecraft Movie” which people are going crazy over.

“Chicken Jockey” -Steve

by txuj April 13, 2025

Buffalo jockey

A Native American (Indian)

A bunch of fucking Buffalo Jockeys

by Shadygrady February 14, 2022

Chicken Jockey

The single greatest line in all of cinema history. That line is in fact so phenomenal that it caused countless movie theatres across the world to be trashed.

Person 1: What was your favourite part of The Minecraft Movie
Person 2: My favourite part was when Jack Black as Steve said "Chicken Jockey" and the audience screamed, threw popcorn everywhere, and destroyed the movie theatre.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025