sean jensen

Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them

The last time someone got close to sean jensen, the were never heard from again.

by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017

Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.

Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.

by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018

New Jersey fried Street Chicken

a pidgeon, caught in New Jersey and fried on a grill. The motto is "it's just pidgeon's"
the joke was made by the youtuber JeromeASF.

Waiter: 'What would you like?'
Bob: 'I would like the New Jersey fried Street Chicken'

by CookiesncreamwithsomeBLAST April 16, 2020

MTV Jesse

The best Nelk boy. Always doin dope shit and funny pranks.

Look at MTV Jesse, he’s chugging a couple Ronas and slamming an 8 over there. Fucking legend

by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

Darcie and Jesse

They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.

Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.

We Aspire to be Darcie and Jesse level couple goals.

by Chickaclika August 25, 2019

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.

Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.

by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007