by anonymous November 23, 2021

Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
by Addicted27 February 4, 2024

Jeff turns heads, no matter how you identify. He is a winner. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he plays trivia. Jeff is so smart he was born into Mensa. People ask where he bought his jeans, and assume he is in the military. His tattoo is a barbed wire, so rusty it will give you tetanus if you make eye contact with it after 10pm on a Tuesday night. Don't play pool with Jeff. He will always take your money. Jeff is such a hot commodity that the only way to approach him is to win a street fight using broken beer bottles on MLK Drive. He is the cock of the walk and puts the “swag” in “swagger”.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy doing a one-handed push-up?
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
Girl 2: That is Jeff, but people call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: That is legendary.
“The best preparation for tomorrow, is being Jeff today”.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025

by Vocellistar September 4, 2016

Hey is Jeff coming to the party tonight? Ya he is but don’t worry about him to much he won’t be getting to much work done tonight!
by Jeff Hackett December 13, 2021

by notprince November 17, 2017

This boy WHITE. Fan of Eminem, movie theater popcorn, Disney world (unironically), amateur film critic, bobble head enthusiast, got a cat as a best friend (and she a real bitch). Party trick: changing the channel with his toes.
by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021
