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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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Japanese tug

Jame's Japanese girlfriend is a Japanese tug.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022
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Japanese Volcano

When you have anal sex and cum in the woman's ass then she projects explosive pixelated diarrhea out of her ass .
Bill, I blew my load in Sally and she Japanese Volcano'd. I couldn't see for days.
by Whiskey Hell Podcast July 24, 2022
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Japanese Monopoly

When a drag queen defecates on your chest during intercourse.
Jonathan requested that Lady Petra perform a Japanese Monopoly on him whilst he lay on his back
by katsuwhiterice October 27, 2021
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Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.
Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.
by Azenath69 September 6, 2022
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