Facebook Jamming

When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.

*Class Starts*

Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."

by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010

Hole Jamming

"Hole Jamming" is the act of a male attempting to stuff their penis into as many holes as possible into their fuck-buddy in the shortest amount of time.

"That guy just stuffed his dick into my vagina, my mouth,my arse, my ear and my nose under one minute!"
"He must be good at Hole Jamming"

by PiggyFucboi September 28, 2017

woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke

woke jamming sure messed up wonder woman 84

by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020

Jammand

To do really good at something. To go somewhere. Or can be used to say you fucked something up. It can be used any many different ways.

I just jammanded a party last night

Lets go Jammand some fools

by jewmmander July 4, 2010

Jasmin Acker

She is perfect for me

zacharys jasmin acker

by laf2deathx August 6, 2011

Jazminisation

Following the theory of nominative determinism, it is the act of naming your infant daughter in a manner that greatly increases the chances of her eventually earning a living by taking off her clothes for strangers.

Example of Jazminisation-
"Nina gave birth this morning. Seven pounds four ounces and we've named her Chastity."
"You named her Chastity?"
"Yes."
"Do you need any help installing a stripper pole in the crib?"

by Kitty'sBitch October 8, 2011

jimmini jilickers

A word defining sudden shock or grief.

By my jimmini jilickers, there's something wrong with this place!

by WallSharpieScreenFanning January 17, 2016