by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022

by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018

1. To be put in a shitty, or otherwise undesirable situation.
2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
2. To lose something that was otherwise won.
1) Omg, we had that game in the bag and we just got "Coned"
2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
2) I just got coned man, he stole my boost
by Lelander94 September 18, 2019

by Stevez July 18, 2017

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

When you blast ass so hard, liquid shit comes out like when you switch the hose setting to ‘cone mode’.
by Lochnessxx January 4, 2021

"had my first snow cone last night, managed to find Madelyne McCann, the only time I remember where I hid her."
by dongzilla-69 August 8, 2021
