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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term
"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies
by sussybaka6969420 October 30, 2022
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To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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a dream you've had before

A game on roblox, containing a yellow room, carpeted stairs, notes, and special floors. Some special floors are: Floor 16, the sideways room. Some rooms have no lights, room 52 has a key to the basement. Sometimes the rooms are underwater, and sometimes it's winter in the rooms. Some rooms starting from floor 91 are like floor 16 but way harder. You have to complete those to get to floor 108. There is a box on floor 108, and if you type floor 7 or floor 9 on it, you get teleported 7k floors up. The basement is like the main rooms, but the further you go, the more dark it gets. Far into the basement floors you will hear screaming. If you do not type in the box in floor 108, you are forced to stop at floor 700. Floor 10000 is very lonely... If you hear someone say "Shh, be quiet" do NOT move. If you do, a shadow figure will be at the top of the stairs to the next floor, and if you go near it you will die, and when you die, you will have to start all over again, since your floors don't save. You may hear Russians in the chat sometimes. Some people mistake this game for being the backrooms. How do I know? Experience.
Yo, wanna play a dream you've had before ?
What's that?
Oh boy, get your coffee, because this is gonna take a while.
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