New York Minute

the amount of time it takes between a tourist arriving in new york city and the moment he is brutally beaten and mugged.
larry was excited to see the statue of liberty, but in a new york minute his dumb wisconsin ass was in the ER.
by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003
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New York Minute

1. A NEW YORK MINUTE has exactly the same length like every other minute in the World. What gives the expression its meaning is the AMOUNT OF ACTIVITY you can squeeze into a standard minute. Simple: when you are in New York, more things seem to happen in a minute than elsewhere.

2. it is NOT a time mode of Max Payne 2, but the tagline of the games atmosphere. duh!
...everything ripped apart in a New York minute... (tagline of the game Max Payne 2)
by klugscheisser June 20, 2005
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New York Minute

You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.
by everettj October 16, 2009
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Mando Minute

A unit of time used by dingos who have a less than satisfactory sense of time. A mando minute is approximately equal to 1.69 regular minutes and is divided up in 48 mando seconds. Each mando second is approximately equal to 1.352 seconds.
"I'll be back in 30 to 40 minutes." Arrives 60 minutes later. This is approximately equal to 35 1/2 units of "Mando Minute"
by Elisu August 17, 2015
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hard minute

As opposed to a soft minute, or even the "hot" minute, a "hard" minute refers to a length time which is exactly 60 seconds in length.
"I'm fixin' to do that, just give me a hard minute."
by Sign Jesus January 12, 2006
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27 minute rule

You can take up to 27 minutes to pee after sex to avoid a yeast infection/other infectious things.
Dude, 27 minute rule it will still works.
by tittiesbebanging February 13, 2010
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30 minute shit

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.
guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off
by DxC-p00n June 03, 2008
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