A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 07, 2022

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Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 16, 2012

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helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

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Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

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