Cats have kittens

An idiom that refers to a child exhibiting similar behavior to that of his or her parent.

A shorter, stupider, better way of saying "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

"Goddamn, John's kid is just as bat-shit crazy as he is."
"Yea well, cats have kittens."
"...whatever tf that means."

by Genghis KaniSalad January 8, 2019

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Have a Pecan Day

Have a Pecan Day is an esoteric way of telling someone to Go "F" themselves. This comment is derived from the "Have a Magical Day" which Disney employees use to tell visitors to screw themselves without actually saying so.

Well fine then, have a Pecan Day!

by Back 9 June 14, 2021

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have a steamy one

Basically a slang way of saying have a shit or just telling someone to be like charlie

"Turn the PS4 off" to which I would reply " have a steamy one". Or , " don't be a steamy one like charlie l".

by IOLO342 April 18, 2018

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have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010

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…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021

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