Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you
Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.
by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 01, 2025
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Toone goon

Folk lore creature of a small Tennessee town , living legend , and.

type of goon found in small towns affected by velsicol chemical corporation Memphis Tennessee
Have you ever seen the toone goon? He stay in the bushes
by Vataloca92 April 21, 2022
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Gooning Day

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.
"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"
by psa1msss January 14, 2025
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Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
by Skibvitytoiletreuzz June 01, 2024
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Poop Goon

Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.

When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic

It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.

Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”

Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
by The Cockenator February 05, 2024
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Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)
Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!
by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025
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