goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.

Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.

by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016

Flicker Goon

An advanced method of gooning, typically harder for the pros. (The main point of gooning is to edge for hours.) Flicker gooning typically is a risky methods for pros because they could finish before the minimum time requirement.

“I gooned for 3 hours yesterday!”
“I can flicker goon for 7 seconds”

by B1GB4NK May 27, 2024

goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night

Pass the goon mate

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.

I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024