Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025

Filthy goon

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.

That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.

by 6969 July 18, 2016

Goon

Someone, girl or boy, who masturbate over a video or picture of someone else.

Boy : would you let me goon over your instagram profle

Girl : yes dont forget to show me :)

by Woowooy November 6, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.

Bro I was moon gooning last night

by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023

Goon

A verb, which is the action of masturbating up until the moment of ejaculation, pausing beforehand, and then continuing to masturbate. Rinse and repeat. This is synonymous with edging.

Friend 1: Hey let's goon together!
Friend 2: Are you sure? I haven't decked out my goon cave yet.
Friend 1: No worries bro.

by light_fxture October 24, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.

Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...

by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025