bag of give a fucks

One's metaphorical repository or "container" of an emotional representation of how much the person cares, gives shits, or fucks about a selected topic, situation, location or individual. Essentially, their "meh" meter. It can range from overflowing with agreeable consideration towards or so empty that the person struggles to remember a time when they gave a fuck or had any fucks left to give.

Chris: I'm sorry that your coffee pot takes so long to brew your java
Takeysha: Whatever, at this point my bag of give a fucks is empty

Jace: Mom, the school is out of money and wants parents to buy supplies like computer paper, ink. And they need cash donations.
Takeysha: Hmm, let me see I have any of that in my bag of give a fucks.........Nope. All gone

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Give a little pipe

The act of showing affection via the art of penetrative sexual intercourse.

Give a little pipe.

“You can fight for your country, you can die for your country, but you can’t give your teacher a little pipe?” -Matt Terry FB 2018

by BeanDip Darryl February 10, 2018

Give you the belt.

To strike another with a belt using force in order to get express dissatisfaction and/or exert dominance. Also often followed by the phrase "Showed Her."

How dare you talk to me like that, in the name of Shawn Hannity I'm gonna give you the belt.

Person1:Woke up last night in bed and my old lady was standing over me with my belt. She tried to give me the belt! Little did she know I had a belt on under the blanket. Had to give her the belt.
Person2: Showed Her.

by Dickless Nick25 August 26, 2017

give someone the finger

The act of showing someone your middle finger (Shut the fuck up). Also known as flip the bird

John, give someone the finger, expecially that person, he's a bastard

by Fredeck852 November 4, 2013

give this man a cigar

It means that the person did something right or was correct and deserves a prize or reward, such as a cigar; think of a game at a carnival, where one can win prizes.. It's a figure of speech.

- I know the answer
+ Wow, give this man a cigar.

by Evelyn818 November 22, 2016

give me head

the act of giving your boyfriend a blow job for pleasure.

"yo bitch give me head
"ok"

by Ålïßter January 25, 2020