Ghetto Porridge

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.

I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.

by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010

Ghetto Gravity

Ghetto Gravity: It is the force that is undermines all those who grew up in the hood and have escaped the conditions of poverty to achieve heights of money and power that sends a person back to the hood at ground zero.

I made a bad choice or life undermined my success and "Ghetto Gravity" took away everything that I earned and sent me back to the ghetto and life of poverty! Now I'm back in the hood up to no good!

by Joemonet October 06, 2019

Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.

Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at?

by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011

ghetto vision

A dream, goal or to aspire to do better in life than other thugs in your neighborhood.

Yo, my ghetto vision is happenin' for real because I'm bringin' in mo' grip on chopping these Lambo's than all those foos on the corner selling dope.

by T8NTDSOUL September 30, 2015

Ghetto Busy

One who is busy doing nothing.

He was ghetto busy while drinking a cup of water and smoking a blunt.

by Computer Bra February 19, 2013

Ghetto Slushie

(n.) Using snow and cola to make a slushie after a snow storm

We couldn't get to the seven eleven after the snow storm, so we just grabed some cola and snow and made a ghetto slushie.

Yo, just be careful not to use the yellow snow when making a ghetto slushie

by Tower Dawg January 11, 2011

ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.

Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!

by Cinnamon Street July 18, 2018