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Gavelkind

The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.
Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.

Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021
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Galveston Hottub

A sexual move where a partner urinates in someone's mouth and the partners mouth which contains urine begins to gargle.
Hey did you hear Chad gave Chase a Galveston Hottub
by pearsons a little goblin May 31, 2021
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Gainesville plague

An especially potent variety of rhinovirus commonly found in/around the University of Florida in Gainesville. The plague is known to cause severe coughing and long-lasting sore throats. Transmission is often rapid due to overcrowding and mandatory attendance.
If you see a classmate coughing their lungs up, stay away! They just might have the Gainesville Plague.
by Martstet November 2, 2021
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Gainesville Firecracker

Inserting, and detonating, a small firecracker in the anus/vagina of your significant other. Popular with pilots and sailors.
No longer satisfied with penis, Alexis demanded her significant other perform a Gainesville firecracker.
by CharlieRomeo September 7, 2021
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give ur bf/gf head day

May 14th, a worldwide day where you give your significant other head for at-least an hour.
give ur boyfriend or girlfriend head please cause its give ur bf/gf head day
by BigDickDaddy37 May 12, 2022
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Gainersexual

A sexuality that revolves more around eating food, gaining weight and fat worship as opposed to traditional sexual activities.
"Hey would you want to hook up? What do you like to do for fun in the bedroom?"
"I'm a gainersexual. So bring a cheesecake, some burgers and a stick of butter, and then rub my belly while I inhale it all."
by WannaBeBigger91 December 3, 2022
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to give the weather

To hit or kick someone in the balls.
I had to give the weather to some guy who was pissing me off.
by Michael McGee May 11, 2007
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