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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

Is sus.
Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"

Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
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Gabe

A really short genius who is super introverted and has really dark hair.
Go ask Gabe he'll know the answer.
by Tra$h Paπda June 12, 2019
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Gabe

The hottest gummy in the grade that every girl drools over. Gabe has a six pack and irresistible dimples. He has the best laugh and an amazing smile! Gabriel plays football and is very athletic.
I fucking want Gabe
by O+G=<3 May 7, 2018
mugGet the Gabemug.

Nic and Gabe

Autistic bisexual feminist twins who get offended by everything and can't stop having sexual interactions with each other.
Person 1: Hello Nic and Gabe!

Nic and Gabe: We just finished having sex

Person 1: wtf
by Shrеkis69420 October 10, 2020
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Gabe

An adorable, red head. Best guy friend ever. Like a brother. I love Gabe❤️
Why do you hang out with him?

Shut up, he’s gabe!
by hesontome February 7, 2020
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gabe

gabe is the best. i wanna give him a million hugs bc he deserves it. that is who gabe is. this doesn't apply to any other gabes tho.
i miss gabe so much
by wtfunicorns March 23, 2021
mugGet the gabemug.

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