Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.

Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"

by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023

Garbage Men (Drinking Game)

Finishing off Saturday's beers on Sunday.

We playing garbage men today?

Garbage Men (Drinking Game)

by ForestStreetBoys November 6, 2023

Garbage-Trucken

When you lift your bra up and all the crumbs from the day fall out onto the floor.

I like when I'm Garbage-Trucken and I find a whole Mcnugget.

by anonymous January 5, 2024

Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits and while he is taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)

My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I've ever had yesterday. I shit almost instantly and she was puking into the sink as I was still taking a piss. What a Saturday night!

by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024

Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits while he is also taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)

My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I ever had yesterday. She got so deep, I shit instantly and she was puking while I was still finishing my piss. Man, what a Saturday night!!

by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024

Garbage

Dirty smelly bag

Can you throw the garbage away

by RightNowRN January 28, 2024

garbage family

a "family" (including pets) that live in a shithole and rarely if ever have company over because its "their mess." Although they are still more than happy and content with their situation because they are a collective garbage people.

I love our garbage family.

by chance_conflict April 24, 2024