Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. Goon the act of masturbating.
by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025
Get the Goonmug. by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025
Get the Gooning materialmug. A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.
Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!
Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon
Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon
Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
by Si1verSp00n October 24, 2018
Get the Vape Goonmug. A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.
"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.
He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025
Get the Hungarian flicker gooningmug. The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
The term "Biiz goon" represents an excessive amount of femboys / females who tend to dick suck said name "Biizirous" They usually lurk in games like The Strongest Battlegrounds, Heroes Battlegrounds, and a server called "Biizcordia."
by Biizirous January 10, 2025
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