Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

giving her the river

An old junkie double-cross; when one junkie shoots up another who believes she's getting a certain dose but, in reality, is getting mostly water while the junkie shooting her up is keeping the dope for himself

He was "giving her the river" or, better yet, he was giving her the Mississippi River.

by Mimapete June 24, 2011

Give-A-Fuck-Boy

He looks like a fuckboy, but he actually cares and loves you.

Tony’s not a fuck boy, he’s a give-a-fuck-boy.

by JennaTools July 17, 2018

Don’t give af

I Fr don’t give af 😹💯

“Yo bro u get no bitches u lame asf” okay nigga did I ask? I don’t give af 🤣😹💯

by Swipes_ July 22, 2021

Give you the belt.

To strike another with a belt using force in order to get express dissatisfaction and/or exert dominance. Also often followed by the phrase "Showed Her."

How dare you talk to me like that, in the name of Shawn Hannity I'm gonna give you the belt.

Person1:Woke up last night in bed and my old lady was standing over me with my belt. She tried to give me the belt! Little did she know I had a belt on under the blanket. Had to give her the belt.
Person2: Showed Her.

by Dickless Nick25 August 22, 2017

gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum

The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned

by Lil big 4x June 04, 2020

give me head

the act of giving your boyfriend a blow job for pleasure.

"yo bitch give me head
"ok"

by Ålïßter January 25, 2020