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Gary Groundwork

Someone who does all of the hard work of buttering up a girl, only for someone else to swoop in and steal the benefits. Gary spends a lot of time being nice and making the girl feel really 'comfortable' for only for someone cooler to actually get laid off it. He tries too hard, but always ends up getting the girl in the mood for someone to take over. "Jim" (Jim's mowing) is the counterpart who usually "cut's his grass" and takes all the benefit of poor Gary laying all the ground work.
Fucking Jared stole that blonde off Joel the other night. Joel was doingthe biggest Gary Groundwork chatting to her all night, and Jared just steps in at the last minute and starts tongue lashing her. What a fuckwit.
by FemShepAU December 28, 2016
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Gary

A person with the name of Gary, usually is a rather kind person, initially when you get to know him he's a pretty chill guy, then you know about him more then it gets weird. You get hints of gayness from him, and he jacks off to really weird things like Necrophilia. He likes his mother, maybe a bit too much. and also he most likely has crippling depression like HOLY MAN!
Hey Gary,
by eajgink January 12, 2022
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Gary

The action of giving peelings of your foreskin to another. Kind of like peeling a banana
“Yo Evan, can I get a Gary real quick?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*
by Bebik March 21, 2024
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Gary

A "Gary" is an insecure man who does not have much going for him so instead he harassed and trolls women online. This definition originated from the largest male troll to every harass female strength athletes who happened to have this name. Since then, this type of behavior has its perpetrators labeled as such a Gary.
*random man* you're too muscular you look like a man
Me: okay Gary
by Tittyswan February 1, 2020
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Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.
All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.
by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023
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Gary

He's incredible and will suck your nipples.
by EMMYHEAD49 September 21, 2022
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Gary

Gary is the type of person to try to act cool, but is truly a complete and utter retard. He is typically the type of guy to get at least one divorce in his life and then remarry an uglier girl.
by Meowscles March 25, 2020
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