Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 23, 2009

trick ass pony

a) a pony that can perform more than a single trick

b) someone who excels in more than one way

Kyle: wow you are a trick ass pony

Doug: Thank you, I'm glad i can beat you in so many ways.

by kyle from colorado December 02, 2010

Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.

Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.

by Daisymoo June 11, 2015

Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

One Trick Pony

a person or thing with only one special feature, talent, or area of expertise.

She's good looking but she has no character or substance she's a one trick pony.

The guys got money but he's wotless one trick pony yute.

by Arron j smith August 24, 2021

One Horsed Pony

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.

"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"

by Timothey December 22, 2020

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 03, 2006