Tool Flowers

Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.

The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs

ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)

by STEVEN_tobuscus June 18, 2011

blossoming flower

When you stick your whole fist up an orifice of someone, pussy or asshole does not matter, and you make your hand go from fist to open hand slowly but forcefully.

My wife's in the hospital, I tried the ol' blossoming flower on her and ruptured her insides.

by thejewishniggernazi January 15, 2018

flower crown

Many years ago girls wore flower crowns and flowers on them to mask their stank and make them smell better because the poor didn't have bathing water and wouldn't wash themselves for months

Now girls who are hippies, mainstream, or in sororities use them as accessories.

That girl with the flower crown must be in a sorority or a hippie. It looks like a garden on her head.

by KWil July 28, 2014

flowerisfunny

FlowerIsFunny on Twitter.com (very funny)

Can also be used as another term for god

flower: i am funny

everyone: flowerisfunny

by sylveon_64 October 24, 2020

Flower

A crack-head who believes in saving the world and mother nature.

"I, rainbow sparkles, will now save the world one blade of grass at a time"

"HEY LADY. UR A FLOWER!"

by Sopo Ppl August 14, 2008

pussy flower

on the nice scale, pussy flower is the nicest of nice. not always a bad thing, but sometimes it can be a little creepy. the opposite of pussy flower, on the other end of the scale, is dick (also known as shooter).

He just wrote her a love song after she dicked him over yesterday, he's such a pussy flower.

by massa crane October 25, 2008

flower basket

a flower basket is when a bunch of guys sit in a circle and jack off onto a flower and then you spin the bottle and whomever it lands on must eat the flower

"man my friend gobbled up that flower basket like it was nothing!"

by amanda hugnkiss December 11, 2006