flatterance

flatterence, flattering, you get the gist.

I suppose I'll have to redirect my flatterance (def a word) to you

by d@rwin April 28, 2021

Internet Floater

A term used to describe a resource EG. Pictures, Media, Quotes, etc, which has been found on a different website than other resources on it's page. In other words, a compilation of images where each image is from a different website is a compilation of internet floaters. On the other hand, if one were to compile images all from the same source, they would not be considered internet floaters.

Steve: Hey check out these pics!
Bob: How do I know someone didn't just send you all those on one powerpoint?
Steve: They're internet floaters, I swear!

by Pestro B muthaafuckaaaa June 28, 2009

blackberry floater

a blackberry that has been inadvertently dropped in the toilet

Linda was forced to purchase an iPhone after she became the not so happy owner of a blackberry floater.

by TBPM November 16, 2009

oral flattulation

Sucking a fart out of a partners ass

She was so horny that she asked me to fart as she was eating my ass. What could I say....she swallowed it all. Girl gives good oral flattulation

by DaddyLar October 10, 2013

floating a 40

placing a 40 oz container of malt liquor in the toilet tank to hide it & keep it cold

Johnny told Freddie he's floating a 40, Freddies supervisor had no idea what he was talking about & dismissed the term, afterwhich Freddie & Johnny went & sucked back a cold one with no one being the wiser!

by G in da haus September 21, 2009

floater

a poker player who knowingly play an inferior hand against his opponent's stronger hand in hope that he will either out play his opponent to win the pot or to connect with the community card to beat his opponent (especially true in Texas Hold Em)

Because he is a floater, with K-9, he's hoping to float after the flop against his opponent's Q-Q.

by IronMang June 26, 2010

Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020