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Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina
My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes
by Cre8ical February 17, 2024
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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zesty fester

A fella with some zest. A pal with some spice. An acquaintance that plays for the same team. Someone who reps the red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple proudly. Or anyone who is not considered to be 100% hetero.
Oscar: Hey you see that guy Tommy over there? He’s been looking at you alllll night. He totally wants a piece of your badonkadonk.
Robby: Ugh, no way! He’s got a whole gaggle of girls surrounding him. I think you’re seriously imagining things.
Oscar: UH hello?! Last time I checked I saw him in the bathroom making out with the janitor. He’s for sure a zesty fester. Trust.
by ronaldreaganmeatballpie March 7, 2026
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retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
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retarder farter

a wanted individual that is infact retarded but also at the same time they have farted. can be multiple candidates but, usually only refers to one retarded farted.

also can be male or female.

the price for such individual when caught dead or alive is $100,000,000,000.
oh my god it’s the retarder farter!! catch him!!”
“shoo whats that smell? the retarder farter must be near!”
by retarded farted March 19, 2025
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