A man that is like 90s love in 2023... He is awkward but connects to the right person thru music. He can pull a whole 10 outta no where as long as she is matching energy or vice versa. Always seen with only 1 "Brandi" in his lifetime. He has to put work in to catch only one.
by Bdiddybopz October 11, 2023

A fat man living in a trap house with his small family, some snakes, and a dog named Bella, usually eats all the food he sees
by Eddie Fox December 4, 2023

by H-J the sequel May 1, 2023

That dumb ass nigga who suck dick by palm trees and he gay asf never go out with that musty ass nigga he need ass creme so give him help and lotion
by Person128 March 30, 2019

A 10-year-old kid on discord that, has a new girlfriend every week, lies about age, has bad spelling, is homophobic, is transphobic, lies about race, and many other things
by VaillnaBliss April 24, 2022

Eddie Vedder is the lead singer of Pearl Jam, and the last living frontman of the big 4 grunge bands. He's a short man but his attractiveness is in no way lacking. He blurs the lines between gay and straight and you will often find straight guys drooling over him. He's also well known for monkey-like behaviour: climbing and stage diving off scaffolding at concerts.
Person 1: "Eddie Vedder is one of the best vocalists of the 90s"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"
Person 2: "I agree, but what the fuck is he saying in 'Yellow Ledbetter'?"
by godsandmonsters666 May 30, 2021

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.
by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020
