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pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.
John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.
by Angatkuq October 26, 2010
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Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...
I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked
by Rude Rory July 26, 2010
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Eagle Ears

Referring to a person with excellent hearing.
"How the hell did he hear us?"
"He must have eagle ears!"
by Blue Simons September 3, 2013
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Ear Sex

To have sex in the ear. Could be for Gay, Lesbian or Straight and leading up to a Eargasm.
Steph: How do gay guys do it other then up the ass?
Matt: In the ear?
Steph and Matt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: Thats our word now "Ear Sex"
by Matt'n'Steph July 8, 2009
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Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010
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Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.
"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End
by jariki December 7, 2009
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Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.
Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.
by Wanganuts July 14, 2021
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