SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Dolphin Tail

Similar to downhill skiing, a girl grabs a genital on both sides of her and preceds to jerk them of like she was skiing. The dolphin tail Is the same thing but she adds her feet into it so she’s jerking another dude off with her feet.

Dude! Last night me, Billy, and Leroy had this girl doing the dolphin tail on us. It was so sexy we all nutted whithin 2 minuets.

by OfficiallyRealFunny May 17, 2018

riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 15, 2020

a salty dolphin

Tha act of taking a creampie in the anis and farting it out while clapping and making dolphin noises

The thi ladyboy let me give him a salty dolphin for 15 bucks

by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024

dolphin

1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch

2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead

"omg my god you are such a fucking dolphin!" "dude why are you such a dolphin?"

by wonderfins February 22, 2019

Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .

I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.

by 2damsexi September 13, 2025

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

by lildickmonster December 22, 2024