diarrhea

A watery liquid solid brown or green thing that comes out of your ass

"Bro Jamal I have really bad DIARRHEA."

"Bro you should go see the doctor"

by Jitt tripping September 16, 2022

diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

diarrhea

a group of jetskiiers is known as 'a diarrhea': a unpredictable, splashy mess unexpectedly, explosively zooms out of nowhere from gaping assholes

Oh, man! A diarrhea of jetskiiers is pouring down the East River; no wonder the e. coli count is off the charts today!

by DJyeahyearrrralDUH! November 14, 2022

diarrhea enema

When one person with an awful case of diarrhea connects their ass to another persons using a tube, and fills them with their steamy hot liquid shit.

Oh man she's so hot i'd let her give me a diarrhea enema and lick it off the livingroom floor

by Supersquawhunter November 17, 2022

diarrheatarded

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

by pissant bulge March 21, 2023

Diarrhean Cat

This cat breed is beautiful to look at but don’t be fooled. They will leave you a present that you will have to clean up.

O geez the Diarrhean cat was on my bed again

by Joe man April 30, 2023

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023