drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times

Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison

by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024

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Drew

A person named Andrew who thinks he’s “too cool” to actually be named Andrew. Direct descendant of a Chad. That one guy who thinks he’s hot shit but also the guy that just shows up to parties and sporting events where nobody talks to him.

“Hey dude were you at the football game?” Yea man Drew tried to hit on my girlfriend I beat the shit out of him

by Bingy_bong August 29, 2019

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Drew

A guy that is quite awesome to be around cares for everyone and is not very selfish at all. Normally makes girls fall for him in the snap of a finger and loves to give back to other people and is sometimes a little bit too much of a showoff and is excellent at technology and usually is the nerd out of everyone in the room that also hates school and doesn't give too fucks about what teachers say to him. Drew's are hard to come by, That's why were so special also very nervous.

Wow I've never met someone like Drew?
Drew I love you so much!

by Undefined Individual December 2, 2021

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Drew

Drew’s are amazing guys. They have a very funny personalities. They are the most sarcastic people known to earth. They are charming and can sweep a girl off their feet at any moment. When able they live to give advice. If you have the chance take it. They love Jeeps and usually girls names Madison. Drew’s typically have blondish brownish hair and blue eyes. They like to play football, tennis, do trap shooting, and go bowling. Don’t forget they are a cute romantic. They also love the little things.

Girl #1: Have you seen that guy with the blonde hair and blue eyes.
Girl #2: You mean Drew.
Girl #1: Isn’t he dreamy.
Girl #2: Of course he’s amazing.

by madisontothehope April 9, 2020

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