dorkenstenian

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.

Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!

by Bob882 October 1, 2004

dorkus

A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness

Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus

by lj23456 February 24, 2013

Dorkus

A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus

The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.

by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

dorkwave

Dorkwave (dôrk’-wav)
Origin – (dork - vulgar slang for the penis) + (wav - to make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand)

1. Wagging one's own penis after micturating to release the last few drops of urine before zipping up one's trousers.

2. The act of grasping one's own (or other's) penis whilst holding the testes with the other hand (thereby repressing them from movement), and presenting it forcefully with an undulating motion at another's face, or at an anonymous passerby. If in an aroused state, bouncing upon one's forehead is also popular. Two simultaneous dorkwaves often results in a "swordfight."

Gerald needs to perfect his dorkwave, he's always got a wet spot on the front of his trousers when he comes back from the bathroom.

Some man with a frightening look on his face just gave me a dorkwave outside of your cubicle.

by Casper Weinberger May 31, 2005

dorkitude

A disposition to respond in a dork-like way to a given person or situation.

My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?

or

I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.

by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008

Dorkasaurus

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.

Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...

by Dbrody February 7, 2010

dorkzoiv

a creature whom lives in dorkzoiv land. There are many species
Telegraphy:most terrifying
buttface:does NOT have a butt for a face but very long legs
normal:name says it all
old:hates young
young:hates old
There are much more but it is against the dorkzoiv law for me to tell you
the dark pit:if you fall in here you die
dorkzoiv transporter:transports dorkzoivs from island to island(you have a 99.99% chance of dying this way)
there are three main islands in the dorkzoiv world
dorkzoivisland,humanworld and buttface island (currently under construction)

a dilbird flys over the dorkoiv world once a year.If you give it scroot (known as dew in the english language) you get a mincepie and if you give it nothing you become dimwitted.

supermunnia is the dilbirds friend.she protects dorkzoiv world from evildoers.

WOW!i saw a young dorkzoiv there!

by dorkzoiv fan November 25, 2007