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donkey punch

The usual definition: During anal sex the man punches the woman to tighten up her butt.

The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.
Have you heard the new way to break up with a girl? Ya, it's called 'donkey punch'. Cuz then you can tell everyone she shat on your cack.
by Androp September 7, 2008
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donkey pint

A glass of beer large enough to get a donkey pissed. Originated in Geraldton, West Australia.
"Do you serve donkey pints here?"
"No."
by mutley February 15, 2008
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donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
by Gnome December 28, 2005
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donkey punch knock out

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, donkey punch yourself, knocking yourself out. Going for the double knockout, fall face first into the back of the chicks head knocking her out, while still inside her you both fall to the floor.
"Louis and Tara both have concussions from that donkey punch knock out they performed lastnight."
by retarded and sexy December 17, 2008
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donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.
Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.
by wtfchat December 10, 2008
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donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
by 0929 August 21, 2016
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donkey slap

when somebody has passed out at a party, and then you whip out your dick and slap them with it on the face leaving an imprint of a dick.
"yo man, that girl passed out so i donkey slapped her face, go look at her face, it's fucking hilarious!!"
by Lyle V January 11, 2008
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