The usual definition: During anal sex the man punches the woman to tighten up her butt.
The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.
The untold rendition of 'donkey punch': A guy is having sex with a girl doggie style (vaginally). Without a single warning, he pulls out and puts it in her butt. When she turns her head around to say 'what the fuck?', he socks her in the back of the head and she shits on his dick.
Have you heard the new way to break up with a girl? Ya, it's called 'donkey punch'. Cuz then you can tell everyone she shat on your cack.
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a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face
"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"
"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"
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by Gnome December 28, 2005
Get the donkey dick mug.When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, donkey punch yourself, knocking yourself out. Going for the double knockout, fall face first into the back of the chicks head knocking her out, while still inside her you both fall to the floor.
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Get the donkey punch knock out mug.Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.
by wtfchat December 10, 2008
Get the donkey rofl mug.When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)
Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.
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Get the donkey schlong mug.when somebody has passed out at a party, and then you whip out your dick and slap them with it on the face leaving an imprint of a dick.
"yo man, that girl passed out so i donkey slapped her face, go look at her face, it's fucking hilarious!!"
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